I Hate ... Being Sick

Yes, I was slightly sick today. I went home 30 minutes early and made cookies. They are DELICIOUS, and I'm bringing them to school tomorrow to share with my friends because I love them and I'm nice. SO TAKE THAT GERMS! AHA! AHAHA!

1. You feel like you must kill yourself to make the pain go away
2. You find yourself lying on the bathroom floor to try and make your temperature go down, because for some reason that's just the coldest place in the house.
3. You look like you just got run over by ther Ugly Train
4. You have to ask the teacher to go to the nurse, and any association with teachers is awkward [I had to ask Mr. Smith -shudder-]
5. You feel like you life is "spiraling downwards" [lookup the Emo Song by Adam and Andrew. No, that is not where I got the names for my imaginary friends.]
6. If you throw up, you smell like chunks of rotten potatoes for the rest of the day
7. You have to wear a sign that says, "I'm sick, stay away or you might catch my cold! BLEHHCHOO!"
8. You feel the need to have a 5 by 4 bubble around you at all times so you can breathe
9. You don't want to face the disappointment of not having the right pills to take to make the achey business in your head go away
10. Your crappy moods spreads to other people, and pretty soon you have a cult of cranky teenagers who feel like life is pointless and they all want to go to Stuper WalMart, because that appears to be the only way to cure their "emoness"

Did I feel like this today? Somewhat, yes. Stuper WalMart craving? Ermm, no.