ya real nice David you are smrt...school on a weekend. Oh and anyone that would maybe want to go paint balling with me and my church(seriously my church)in a couple of weekends call me, 217-971-5340. It costs 15 dollars for everything so if u want a lot of fun,,,,...call!!

WOOoooggghhhhh...

well. i finished my book project. that's the WOOoo part. then it comes to the oggghhhhh part. i have a pic that describes me now....

but you think that's something. you shoulda seen me before...

the feeling of stress made me distress.
as my good friend Jim Hoehn says:
Good times, Great fun!
Bad Rhymes, Worse Puns!
i think it's something ot live by

It's so true...

Jim Hoehn ROCKS! Good humor and fun lyrics!

Have you ever decided you want to have all your friends see the lyrics for the a really cool or hilarious song? well it happens to me all the time. this is one of those. it's just, no one feels like taking the time to write out Jim Hoehn's lyrics. so i made it my job go type out the good ones. like this....

Kings of Black Velvet
By Jim Hoehn

On a country corner, Gravel parking lot
Sits the old Ford Econoline van that’s all but shot
From the guts of the rusted out van,
Springs a spiritual roadside stand
Where the saviors of soul and rock and roll
Exchange daily thoughts


They spend all day nonchalantly leaning on the fender
The pictures of cool as the bait of a roadside vendor
But to pass the time away, they talk with each other all day
And wonder about the irony that brought them together forever


I’m talkin’ ‘bout the kings of black velvet,
Jesus Christ and Elvis
The religion of contradiction side by side
Some would whisper, it’s kinda scandalous,
Shout, it’s downright blasphemous!
But you can take ‘em both home for $39.95!


Jesus says every morning, when I see your pompadour hair
It reminds me of something that drives me to total despair
I’m talking ‘bout the TV preachers by the dozen,
Who claim to be the second comin’
We drove the money changers from the temple and put ‘em on the air


Elvis says, my man I know exactly how you feel,
There’s no part of my act, my impersonators didn’t steal
You can’t pray in a public school
But there’s no law against singing don’t be cruel
When it comes to the message, I got the better end of the deal.


Those philosophical kings of black velvet,
Jesus Christ and Elvis
The religion of contradiction side by side
Some would whisper, it’s kinda scandalous
Shout, it’s downright blasphemous
But you can take ‘em both home for $39.95!


Well they bet on every car and who was gonna buy what,
They go double or nothing on the totals from a tourist bus
But they could never figure out if someone stone-cold-sober
Would spend their money on the dogs playing poker,
Instead of a couple of good looking velvet hunks like us


Well they talked to Conal Parker and Judice and friends who failed them
Elvis joked about the farmer’s daughter and the traveling salesmen
About Memphis mafia and movie chicks
How Jesus says but Elvis lives
And if the pearly gates are bigger than the ones at Graceland


those conversational kings of black velvet,
Jesus Christ and Elvis
The religion of contradiction side by side
Some would whisper, it’s kinda scandalous,
Shout, it’s downright blasphemous!
But you can take ‘em both home for $39.95!


Well they talked about the tabloid press
And the first floor scandal
Jesus says I put on some tunes when it’s too much to handle
And Elvis my friend don’t take this wrong
But I always prefer those surfin’ Beach Boys songs
But what do you expect from a guy always wearin’ sandals


But there’s one part of your act that I found particularly thrilling
It was the closing line from the show at the Vegas Hilton
Cause when they rolled that stone away,
It would’ve been cool to have a big voice says,
Ladies and gentlemen, Jesus has left the building!


Those resurrected kings of black velvet,
Jesus Christ and Elvis
The religion of contradiction side by side
Some would whisper, it’s kinda scandalous,
Shout, it’s downright blasphemous!
But you can take ‘em both home for $39.95!
Spend eternity on the walls of the double wide
Hey! hey, hey, hey! hey, heyyy!

I know this is all correct*
*no quite. there are 2 spots i couldn't get so i guessed. i'll fix it later.

Okay, I might have lied.

So I might not post once a month. But I'm not sure if this really counts as a blogging thingy because it's more of a . . . short . . . thingamadookie. . .

Anyway. My dad and sister left for England today. Won't be back for two weeks. -insert huge smily- My mom has given me permission to go where ever I want. She even offered to drive. Just as long as it's better than me being home alone. I got a big kick out of this. I rather enjoy my humble abode when it's quiet. But it still means freedom. And freedom is very, VERY nice.







On another note, Ally is going to help me wrangle the cat I gave my grandma into a cage. He has to go the vet. I named him Nyx when I found him, after my favorite character in a book who died. His name has stuck, but the stupid vets spelled it wrong. I was rather put off. -insert shaky fist- After that, we go to see a play with the Dysons. Is it Dysons? . . . Disons? And which one of the those two boys is which? Yes. They are twins. Yes, they are absolutely identical. Yes, it does get on my nerves a bit. Oh, the plays name? Urinetown. Yeah. That's right. There's no spelling error. Frigging URINETOWN. Ah, well. We'll come back and make fun of stuff, and make all the little boppers on Neopets mad by insulting the Warriors books. It is soooo fun. You should see how defensive they get when you roleplay a Warrior cat and die every three posts. Mm, they do not like it. Not one little bit.
Oh dear, this is longer than I thought it was going to be. I really need ADD medication. . .





Oh, and Mitchell Davis [Livelavalive] is amazing.







Alright, I think we're done.



Oh, and someone needs to help me get you guys together at my place for a pool party. I feel the need to make cupcakes, but every time I do, nobody eats them but me. So I need friends to help me with that issue. No, this was not an excuse to have you guys over. Nobody eats my cupcakes.



Seriously. They're delicious. And if you're lucky, they'll be so good that after two bites you go into a diabetic coma.



GOSH, I keep rambling! Okay, I'm done. See you later.

Joke

Okay, my mom, sister and I were driving and on the back of a trailer, some guy typed up a joke: 

Clinton and Obama were on a boat. The boat sank. So who was saved??? 

AMERICA!!!!

Yarrrr!!!

The pirates will be pillaging this weekend. The Tabasco is going in the water for the first time in a while on Saturday and i need a loyal pirate crew. I know for sure Ally is invited, probably Dalton, hopefully Anna, and maybe Leanne. Tabasco is probably the biggest sailboat on lake springfield. It is a Catalina 25 which means it's 25 feet long and a good boat because it's Catalina. Sadly, it'll also be the fastest in the fleet but the only that can't go under the Lindsay Bridge. So while it has speed, BR has mobility. Tabasco will probably be re-christened and if it is, Banana Republics will be christened also. A big weekend.

Picture

Dear lord when was that?!? What in the heck are we doing holding hands anyway!? And yesh. It is going to be very difficult not to giggle during serious parts when I see it with Amy. This'll be fun

-Insert Snazzy Title-

Heylo, everyone. Yes, it is 2. 25 AM. It'll probably be later when I finish ranting :3. I've been putting off posting for a while. I'm going to post probably just once a month. My blogs are long enough to make up for it, so smile, starshine!
Hmm, now I'll try and recap on the interesting things within the past month. . .


- I've been obsessing over BMTH. Mainly Oli Sykes, because he owns a shirt that says 'MEAT SUCKS!'


- My mother signed me up for Vacation Bible School as her sewing helper. I will say this one thing: do I LOOK like I belong at VBS?! Know what else sucks about VBS? Jesse is there. Yes, the one person Leanne has been avoiding for six months has shown his face yet again. Well, more like I've been forced to come out of hiding. He wasn't there the first day, but the next week I dragged Abby with me. And guess what? He was there. I went to take headcount to see how much fabric I would have to order Abby to cut up [lolz], and then he turned around, and I quick-walked outta that room like Dr. Phil out of an asylum! But what really made me laugh was this: I had a bow tie that I had pinned on with a safety pin. Abby and I were outside, and my mom called my cell to tell me t\o bring the pin back. I made Abby do it since I didn't want to look at Jesse. Or have him see me. So Abby took the pin back, and apparently, Jesse mistook her for me! He walked- no, he WADDLED [like a duck] up to Abby and said, "Hey!" with the most enthusiastic voice in the industry. He then proceeded to bounce from one foot to the other and say, "I don't know why I'm bouncin'!" At that point, Abby shot him an awkward smile and came back over to me. Abby and I have come to the conclusion that Jesse is menatally challenged, especially since he's with the middle school kids, and he's turning 16 soon. How do I know? He told my mom that he wanted to invite me to his party. In the car, my mom gave me permission not to go. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!! And he spelled 'double' wrong on a note he gave me. He spelled it 'dubble', and I prefer to stray from people who can't spell simple words OR my name. Plues he shaved his head nad it creeps me out. And he's shorter than I am. And he's an all around creepy person. Sigh. I had to go just last week by myself. I avoided him rather well, but I had no friend to hide behind, so I sat on the floor, turned my iPod volume up, and proceeded to make a 'tornado braid'. I know, I'm a little immature. But I swear. . .I could probably be much worse [xDD].


- Ally and I have plans to go see Twilight when it comes into theatres. We are going to bring the book and a pad of paper to keep track of all the things they do wrong. Oh, and some markers so when the lovey dovey parts come up, I can write 'EEW!' in big letters and hold it up. It's going to be the shizz. Then Ally shall go again with Amy and pretend to like the movie while trying not to laugh during the serious parts. I'm sure we'll get thrown out for being disruptive with our comments and giggling. But hey, It'll be worth it.


- I have realized that when I sit with the laptop on the front portion of my bed, where my head is, I barely get wireless. But when I sit at the foot of my bed, I get plenty of bars. I find that weird. Sorry if you don't.


- My sister threw a party. There was one guy that I found rather odd. He looked like a petite girl. He was shorter than me by maybe two inches, and I swear he wears size zero girls jeans, which is around like. . . I dunno what size boys. Really small though. That wouldn't have been so weird, but he had TATTOOS. So obviously, he's not as young as his tiny frame portrays, but I mean SERIOUSLY! He looked and dressed like a teenager, but TATTOOS??! Augh, it was so confusing. Oh, and I think his skinnies that he cut off at the knees were tighter than mine -.-' It freaked me out. So now I'm puzzled. But I got to see Patrick again! YAYYY, PATRICK!!!!! And I got tons of Oreos! YAYYY, OREOS!!!!!


- Project Runway, season 5. Blayke didn't go home. I was very happy. He's my new favorite.


- I haven't seen Mr. Wriggles in a while. Huh.


- Every morning I get up, and I go out to check the skimmer basket. Every morning I dip my hand in and pull out a handful of frogs. Every morning I have to chase them away because they sit there doing nothing, and I begin to worry that they're schizophrenic.


- I subscribed to TAI tv on iTunes. Very funny, and it's always a joy to have easy amusement right there in front of you. Oh, and it was free. Wooteth.


- My mom and I went to the Muni last night. Hey Davey, remember that big shiny box? We drove past it. It's not as shiny in person.


- My mom and I stopped at the brand new Super Walmart on the way home. aka 11 o'clock at night. It was cool. My mom let me purchase whatever I wanted within sense. I got corndogs, applesauce, Fuze juice, 24 cans of Mountain Dew, strawberry cake mix, icing, and a huge tub of raspberry sherbet. Oh, and a Ratatouille Kleenex box. It is for my room only.


- I got Abby some random stuff from Victoria's Secret for her birthday. One of the items was Soap-on-a-Roap. Was I implying something? No. I don't believe I was.


- I had the biggest headache two nights ago. I couldn't sleep. It was dreadful.


- Last night I slept on my bed in a giant pile of pillows and blankets. I t was very comfy. Surprised that I still sleep with a comforter even though it's summer?


- I went over to Amie's and we used the webcam on my camera to film the most ridiculous clips. Yes, my webcan has sound, also. We re-watched one of them and we couldn't stop giggling. I deleted them though, because some of them were rather dodgey, and we looked like had just risen from the grave. Blehh.


Well, I think that's all of it. These are in no specific order in time. Speaking of time, my laptop's time is off by an hour, so if it says I posted this at 2.08 AM it's wrong. It is in fact 3.08 AM, and I'm trying not to wake anybody. So I bid you all farewell, lovelies!

I like Ally's face in this picture. The quality isn't as good as it could be, but I'm sure you'll get another chance to see it.

Gooonnnnneeeee....

well. I'm away for the weekend. all the way down to Florida. but just for the weekend. I won't have the computer so i won't be on aim but there are other computers i can use to check my email. and I'll take tons of pics for you guys. and I'll probably buy you all souvenirs though it's probably too late to ask you what you want (oops). but i'll get bakc to you monday or tuesday. i hope you all have a spectacular weekend. in fact, i hope it's better than mine. :]

Soooo True

FAIL! NOT GOOD

okay. well now i'm really mad. and so's everyone else. NO ONE got to swim. Dalton has him mother angry at him. My father has got me soooo mad at him. Ally didn't get to do stuff with us. Seirra is on crutches. Anna had to go home. Leanne doesn't have all her friends to come over and swim. and today everything was chaotic.
well now i'm starting to hate this. but i have soltions for most of it. Dalton, you're welcome to stay over the night sometime. like soon. my father is beyond help besides silent treatment. Ally, i promise Dalton will do something special. Seirra (who doesn't read this blog that i know of) willll (back me up on this leanne) hopefully get invited to swim with all of us sometime. Anna, i will....take you to dinner. or a movie. or both. and Leanne, i'm sure we can get everyone physiced about swimming again. i'll se what i can do. and you're all getting invited out to the boat club sometime. soon.
i'm gonna post the other important news later so not to ruin the idea of this post.

Finally Home

We just got home a few mintues ago. Finally. It's been too long of a trip to me. Yesterday was tons of fun (hint of sarcasm). I passed out in Wendy's maybe because of the high altitude. Still feel a little woozy, but a lot better than yesterday. NO fun at all. The rest of the trip was fine though. Although while passing out I hit my nose on the counter and there is a slight bruise there . . .I'll post more later.

100th post!!!! (well...almost)

Congratulations!!! this isn't the 100th post! we passed that one. done and gone. so now i have an ambitious goal for all you ADD and ADHD diseased kids. we are going to try to have 200 posts by the new year. i know that will be easy but you need to help me.

i'd also like to show you a couple pics from the recent (read: 2 hours ago) storm. it was pretty cool here. a lot of weird stuff was happening. lucky, not to much lightning and no severe damage. but the rain did a lot of funky stuff.
nevermind, it won't let me use my own pics. i'll work on that...

IT'S BEEN DECIDED!

I've finally decided what's going on with who is doing what on board my boat. this is a listing of the known positions of those who have told me what they want to do.

1. David- Captain
2. Anna- Foredeck Crew (Goober Operator)
   
3. Ally- Senior Weapons Officer
4. Dalton- Junior Weapons Officer

The rest of you have to tell me what exactly you want to do and we'll figure it out. 'kay? see y'all later!

4th of July weekend!

wellllll....i hope you all had a wonderful 4th of july weekend. i know i did. Leanne helped me clean the boat Thursday and friday. we went sailing a bunch friday. then Saturday, Leanne was out then Anna came out and we watched the fireworks over the lake. we were even anchored the closest, almost right underneath them. it was a lot of fun. we even went for a brief night sail right afterwords. today, we're planning on going out again as soon as we can but i'm still awaiting a call from anna. the wind is pretty nice today so i can't wait to get out there. so i hope y'all had tons of fun!! :]