Our Spanish skit

-Quinton and Melissa enter and sit at table; David walks up
David- Que quieres?
Quinton- Tienes el menu?
David- Si, si.
David gets menus
Melissa- Que es esto?!
Quinton- Que es esto?!
David- El menus...
-David leaves and falls asleep at the counter
-long pause
Melissa- El camerero!
David- Que quieres?
Quinton- Queremos pedir!
David- La cuenta?
Quinton and Melissa- Quieremos pedir!
David- Si, si.
-long pause
David- ((Well?))
Melissa- un peritto caliente por favor.
Quinton- y una hamburgesa con queso.
David- Si, si.
-David walks away and falls asleep again
-short pause
Melissa- El camerero!
David- Que quieres?
Quinton- el almuerzo!
David- Si, si.
-pause
Quinton- ((Well?))
David- Que?
Melissa and Quinton- El almuerzo!
David- Si, si.
-David gets food and sets on table
-Quinton takes bite of squeaky hamburger
Quinton- Que es esto?!
Melissa- Que es esto?!
-Both throw food at david
David- Quieres menus?
-Both leave; David goes back to sleep on counter

En ingles por favor?
In English please?

-Quinton and Melissa enter and sit at table; David walks up
David- What do you want?
Quinton- can i have a menu?
David- yes, yes.
David gets menus
Melissa- what is this?!
Quinton- what is this?!
David- the menus...
-David leaves and falls asleep at the counter
-long pause
Melissa- Waiter!
David- what do you want?
Quinton- we want to order!
David- the check?
Quinton and Melissa- we want to order!
David- yes, yes.
-long pause
David- Well?
Melissa- a hot dog please.
Quinton- and a cheeseburger.
David- yes, yes.
-David walks away and falls asleep again
-short pause
Melissa- waiter!
David- what do you want?
Quinton- the lunch!!
David- yes, yes.
-pause
Quinton- well?
David- what?
Melissa and Quinton- lunch!
David- yes, yes.
-David gets food and sets on table
-Quinton takes bite of squeaky hamburger
Quinton- what is this?!
Melissa- what is this?!
-Both throw food at david
David- do you want menus?
-Both leave; David goes back to sleep on counter