Been a while, huh, guys? A lot happens in a short time here in the corn-melon belt and it's really hard to keep up. I'm sure if you're my friend on facebook (or anything really) I've been kinda nonexistent for a while.
First Item, Haunted House. Not only do i have plans to go to a couple (well, one haunted house and one haunted hayride), I'm actually participating in one. And even better than jumping out and risk getting hit, I get to control a whole array of lights, indoor and outdoor. No danger of getting hit, lots of hilarity. Maybe some video, if i get my friends to go through.
Next up, Sailing. That is what this blog is kinda about right? We won't be this weekend, primarily because we're traveling. Contrary to original plans, we won't be going to the Dells, but we might be looking at Chicago now. Not to bad. But that limits sailing this weekend, so no pics or vids. Next weekend though, seeing as it is the last weekend for Tabasco (due to cold), and thus the easiest to take pictures instead of splashing water and "having fun," I'll try to get a bunch.
Thirdly, Travel. Yeah, it was in number two, but i thought you could know. No Dells; Maybe Chicago. Mostly just for Shedd, Navy Pier, the works, but i do like Chicago. Especially when it's cold and everyone's bundled up. Nothing beats a noisy deep dish pizza place on a cold, snowy night in Chicago. Though I'd bet against snow, for now.
Uhhh, Homework. I guess. yeah, you know i have a ton of it. Stressing me out. Which leads to...
Five, Stress. Overworked and underpaid. That's me. Well, maybe not so much underpaid, but definantly under...loved?...appreciated?...water?...
That last one was a joke. Ha. Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha.
Six, That Commercial. Has anyone seen it? The kinda funny one, with: More Meat, More Cheese, Less Money. La. La la. La la. Yeah. That's what that LOLing was about. Or at least the cause for more, more recent LOLing.
Seven, FIVE REVISIT. Actually, i am a bit underpaid. I do a lot for everyone, but i don't really get anything from anyone.We'll talk about this more later.
The Number After Seven, Ten. No, the number after seven isn't ten, and i know that. But, i decided since i was already on seven, i would just do ten. Then i could call it "The Ten Things That You Probably Already Know" or something along that line, that won't get any hits. I'll think of something after my conclusion, right after body paragraph ten.
Nine, English. See? I learn plenty of stuff. Like that you need, in this order, a: topic (hook)and thesis as your first paragraph. A: topic, detail, (repeat), as body paragraphs, and a: restatement of the thesis and closing at the end.
Ten, Did I Miss Something? You did get the shampoo joke right? "Topic, Detail, Repeat?*" Like, "Wash, rinse, repeat**" If you don't get it now, i don't blame you really. Unless you're one of my close friends, who i force to get this kinda stuff, whether they like it or not.
Closing Paragraph: No! You shouldn't label you're closing paragraph "Closing Paragraph." You know how tacky that looks? And i can't restate my thesis because i don't have one. So i guess all that's left is saying goodbye in my usual way, and doing the little footnote things with the funneh asterisks. Toodles!
Peace out, Captain David "David" H.
*used with permission
**who the heck can issue me permission for this, eh?
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you need to get on!!!!! I haven't talked to you forever! okay well not forever, but you know what i mean!
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