I Hate ... School

My list of 'I Hate ... School' Inspired by my Lit packet, which is obnioxiously long. Episode one of 'I Hate ...'

1. Lit packets
2. Comp with Mr. Smith a.k.a Mr. MyHairLooksFakeAndITeachReallyBadly
3. Algebra homework
4. Algebra in general
5. When teachers pull you over during school to ask you, "Is everything alright?"
6. When the teacher asks you to put away whatever you were doing
7. The fact that Mrs. Logan has a tummy that looks like a pillow was stuffed under her shirt
8. Mr. Jason's creepy tattoos
9. Being called to the front of the class to speak
10. Being called on and not knowing the answer, or getting the answer wrong
11. Not understanding most of the things the teachers crash and burn trying to teach us
12. Taking home large school books
13. Forgetting a book I was trying to read at school, just on the day I felt like reading
14. The looks people give you when you do something wrong
15. Nearly missing the bus
16. Missing the bus completely
17. Nearly missing the bus, then have your bus driver leave even though you car was RIGHT THERE, she just didn't recognize it because it was new and she didn't know!
18. Mr. Heise's exploratory
19. Trying to do homework/a worksheet you don't understand
20. Asking a teacher for help
21. Checking out a library book and forgetting to bring it back for 5 months, and your fine gradually builds up to a price at which you could buy a nice sized house with
22. Needing to staple your papers together, and yet there is no stapler!
23. Coloring for that all important coloring contest, and SOMEONE doesn't have the right shade of red COUGHALLYCOUGH
24. Taking notes and getting caluses the size of a small planet
25. Losing your composition notebook on the day you're supposed to turn it in
26. Bad grades
27. Not having a writing utensil, and all of your friends appear to have mysteriously disappeared in your time of need and denial
28. Being forced to work with someone you absolutely dispise
29. Watching the "popular people" cheer and clap after they're done reading their paper, then reading you paper, and the only good recognition you get is that small cricket in the corner, making oh-so-cliche cricket noises
30. Getting craploads of homework
31. Projects
32. Having three tests in two days [yeah, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout]
33. Forgetting your textbook at home on the day you need it
34. Losing your textbook altogether
35. The guilt you feel when you don't tell the teacher what they want to hear
36. Dalton here: how 'bout excessively negative people???
    

Spectacular list, eh? Can you relate? I might've forgotten some. . . Oh well. Expect more complaints from yours truly later. . .